Wednesday, April 20, 2005
New Pope? Old Pope? . . .
I think I prefer Pope Classic.
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
According to the discriminating and sensitive think tank that is the 99 Cents Only organization (via a print ad in today's LA Times), Prince Charles and Camila Parker-Bowles forthcoming nuptials were postponed to this coming Saturday...
Not because of the passing of the Pope as reported earlier by serveral reliable news sources, but because this coming Saturday is the 99th day of the year. A representative for the House of Windsor (Sir Clarence Birdseye) had this to say regarding the clarification:
"While Charles and Camila have the deepest sympathies for the incredible loss of Pope John Paul II, the American-based 99 Cents Only store has contributed to an invaluable service to the United Kingdom that supercedes the Catholic church and therefore the couple wanted to move their wedding date to the 99th day of the year in observance of this aforementioned contribution.."
No word yet if the Prince and Princess Consort-to be have chosen the retail giant as one of their many wedding registries.
