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Wednesday, December 14, 2005


Pryor Appreciation


Not long after I fully became of Richard Pryor (courtesy of Superman III, which most 11-year-old boys were genetically predisposed to seeing upon its release), I was busted for putting an Eddie Murphy cassette inside a floor-model Teddy Ruxpin at the local K-Mart. I had this theory that the doll’s eyes and mouth would animate regardless of whatever tape was playing inside it. I was proven right, and this fearless act of guerilla comedy was unjustly rewarded with an achingly stern lecture by the store manager and a less-than-ceremonious escort from the premises. A single act of fearlessness in the name of laughter and I was back to subverting the system from the inside.

Richard Pryor lived his entire life on the outside, completely fearless. It was about as honest a life as any public figure (let alone comedian) would ever lead. There was no separating the comic persona and the man—everything he lived he offered up for public consumption. And we ate it up as fast as he could deliver it. He was a self-effacing storyteller who laughed at himself as we laughed with him.

Our collective split sides are better for having had Richard Pryor in the world, and now he’s on to the next. They’ll never know what hit ’em. Lucky motherfuckers.

Monday, December 12, 2005


Rest In Peace Motherf*cker.

Thursday, December 08, 2005


"All my little plans and schemes
Lost like some forgotten dream
Seems like all I really was doing
Was waiting for you".
-John Ono Lennon
October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980

Thursday, December 01, 2005


Having gone nearly six weeks without a post is a new record in the short history of the Blog Cabin...I don't know if it's due to that I don't have much to say (I do), or that I'm incredibly lazy (hells yes I am) or that Mrs.Speats blogs a better blog (she does), but for lack of a better idea here's Speats List of Things That Have Appeal as of December 2nd, 2005:

  1. Being With Mrs.Speats (Nearly a thousand days of a frozen-pizza-free-existence and counting!)
  2. Haliburton Wrist Watches (Always a good conversation piece and a good way to know what time it is in Hell).
  3. Buster The Wonder Poodle (Bad news if you are a UPS delivery man but good news if you're me...and speaking of UPS...what the hell did brown do for me anyway except stain my Styx Paradise Theater shirt?)
  4. Thanksgiving (Sure it's so last week, but the memories of Pumpkin Pie and the annual listen of the Alice's Restaraunt Massacree linger on).
  5. Lewis Black (For pointing out that The End of The Universe is Houston, Texas....of course Superman II drove that point home back in 1981).
  6. South Park (Ridiculin' Scientology is a helluva drug).
  7. Isaac Hayes (Wearin' a turban on 1976's Groove-a-thon album cover or Truck Turner? I can't decide what's more badass).
  8. TiVo (For locating a Christmas film starring William Shatner and Gary Coleman).
  9. Dennis Weaver (Four Words: "Cocaine - One Man's Seduction").
  10. Paul McCartney Live 2005 - (Sure he's a bit of a putz and looks like Angela Lansbury these days but for a Beatlemaniac like meself you couldn't hope for a better setlist, and yes I'm gonna list the whole damn thing):


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